I've long been haunted memek by the memory of a bokeh stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men bokeh dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more porn likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm bokep enjoying this, bokeh but can you get porn a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, %anchor_text% only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby bokep males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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